Literature
Seppukumaru Birthday Fic
Eek! Were losing again!
No, this cant be! Seppukumaru nearly fell on his butt as he jumped backwards to avoid an incoming coin shot from Goemons hand like a large, oval-shaped bullet. Argh! Quick, grab the fat one and lets get out of here!
Hatarino and Itakaro pushed Ebisumaru from behind, and the pudgy Ninja of Justice squealed as he stumbled forward into the tall, muscular Seppukumarus arms. The obsessive sportsman wrapped an arm around Ebisumarus shoulders and put a knife to his throat. Take one more step and the pig gets slaughtered! he shouted.
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